Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Mom please think something out of the box!


Me and my friend Khushboo were sitting in the metro and were congratulating each other in successfully getting a comfortable seat at the Central secretariat station. Actually we boarded the train from the menace station of Rajiv Chowk. It was difficult to get a seat in the overflowing crowd, but we played it smart and carefully positioned ourselves in front of middle aged aunties wearing saaris and carrying jute bags. They are different looking women whom you can relate to the nineties. Mostly government servants, they usually get down at CS or Udyog Bhawan.  As soon as they left, we conquered. That’s when we started talking about this.
It was about the obsession of dabbas (boxes and containers) a middle class mother has. She will remember the color, the size and the basic property of the containers that she allots to the members of the family while putting lunch in it. The danger is that she’ll check it whenever you come back from office. The moment you put your tiffin or dabba on the sink she’ll check it from the corner of her eyes whether her treasure is safe and sound. And once you lose it, she loses her temper too. For instance, a long time back, I misplaced a tumbler and till today the word tumbler is the igniting element of her anger.
Recently we got a microwave for our home. As soon as I came back from office, my mother diverted all her conversation from the microwave to the free dabbas with it. Once I was confused why she likes to order rather than going out to eat. I hope you already guessed her dabba fetish makes her do that. So the order comes in the plastic boxes that can be used for at least a month. Khushboo told another interesting behavior straight from her home. Her mother went to her aunt’s place for keertan. When she returned she had a big smile on her face and that made her wonder really hard. She followed her mom to the kitchen and there she saw her mom taking out four big dabbas full of prashaad! What a delight for her sweet mom who thought the idea of the aunt to serve prashaad in the daba was the best thing she has ever given to her. Wow!
So the train of such moments was right on track and we sounded much better than the lousy announcements.  One jargon literally applies over here that is, “Mom please think something out of the box!” Well every household has a different dabba story. We discussed many more on our way to the last station. The dabbas really served a good laugh to us and pleased the people overhearing us. 

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Metro ritual 7

Beware of people who are shorter to you or have a lot of bags in their hands. They might look innocent but they can poke or molest (whatever suits the situation) you with their bags and elbows. 


So remember there is one more thing to mind other than legs and hands in metro and that is you sweet ass.


Issued in public interest.